Illustrated ‘Piece of Me’

I present the complete and illustrated recipe for: A Piece of Me.

Why anyone would want to get a piece of me for themselves, is a “moo” point as Joey would say! Regardless, you should note that while this recipe is for a whole cake, you should ideally restrict yourself to one piece, whether you are diabetic or not!


This recipe is suitable for diabetics, non-diabetics, and non-judgemental people everywhere!


For one 8-inch cake, you will need:

Soppy, wet ingredients:

  • Loyalty  –  2 cups
  • Kindness  –  1 cup
  • Generosity  –  1 cup
  • Idealism (melted) – 1 block
  • Sensitiveness  –  4 tbsp
  • Surprises (both given and received)  –  6 tsp


Droll, dry ingredients:

  • Nonsensicalness  –  82 g
  • Silliness  –  60 g
  • Creativity  –  350 g


Flakey frosting:

  • Stubbornness  –  250 g
  • Moodiness  –  150 g
  • Self-doubt –  13 capsules
  • Introversion  –  999ml


Ready, let’s get baking!


To serve:

Play instrumental or dance music, light lemon incense, open a bottle of peanut butter, share some secrets and your “Piece of Me” will be one content piece of cake!

The Idea behind this Recipe:

I created this “recipe” to take part in the Weekly Writing Challenge: A Pinch of You.

It was a weird venture trying to describe myself. I felt somewhat self conscious: like I ought to be coy about something. We don’t get to do this kind of Know Thyself in the normal course of our lives – so it’s a revelation to see what we think of ourselves. That’s what made this such an interesting and enlightening challenge!